Machine #1

In a world of evil machines

One machine I must protest

Machine #1 has been said,

to put Vladimir Putin sex dreams inside your head

The Machine has been aimed as a test

At the population of women in the Midwest

to remove Hugh Jackman dreams and then I dread

Insert Vladimir Putin sex dreams Instead

So please stop this evil quest.

and vote Republican, This is not a jest!

The evil of this machine would become obscene

If Anthony Weiner had this machine!