Hello weirdos,

I’ve always wanted to be a writer, unfortunately I have this strange fear of pouring all my all my ideas onto a page and having everyone think, “oh my, what a weirdo,” or “she isn’t a very good writer,” or something horrifying and embarrassing like that. So my pen name is an attempt to stay incognito while letting my inner weirdo shine on like a crazy diamond or Mrs. Hyde. I wish I could just hide it away, but it keeps popping up at the most awkward moments (you can’t suppress these things apparently) so I’ve decided to just put it here in the hope this will keep it in check. Famous last words.